There's a flamenco competition first. Then you have to tame a crowd of 5000 peons with no tools except your sharp, acerbic wit. If you survive that round, there is the required schtupping of some genetically recessive mate, hopefully producing fertile progeny. » 11/20/14 1:37pm Yesterday 1:37pm

The G-wagon is a great vehicle, but the one to get is the hardtop. That way you get Benz appointments inside, with their over engineered reliability. Compared to a brand new Wrangler for this amount, the only 'advantage' is the diesel, and that isn't really such an advantage, since it's an archaic design. While a lot… » 11/20/14 8:17am Yesterday 8:17am